Firefighter/Cowboy with a Sense of Humor Pussy cactus insertion
Here you go, no fluff and no mystery. 1. I am attracted to all kinds of body types. And bigger girls,
don't be shy. Also, I don't care if your boobs are small or huge since you girls seem to worry about
that.
I love a cute face and a big butt. Oh Lord have mercy do I love a big butt. 2. I am very
blunt, honest and upfront (but not rude). If you want someone to tell you what you want to hear, them
I am not for you.
If you want someone who will give things to you straight, then I am your man.
3. I am divorced (thank God) and have a 14 year old daughter who is the absolute pride and joy in
my life.
She lives with me. She comes first. She is the only woman I allow to give me . 4. I am
a firefighter in a major central Texas city and have been for 12 years. I work 24 hours on, 48 hours
off.
5. I am told all of the time I look like Brad Paisley, especially in my cowboy hat. 6.
I do not expect you to drop your pants the first time we meet, if at all. But if you do, I won't hold
it against you either.
7. I am a cultured redneck. That means I have all of my teeth, practice good
hygiene and won't embarrass you at the Red Lobster by getting drunk and grabbing a waitress on the
ass.
I can actually hold a conversation and may surprise you by my ability to talk about more than
football and chicks. 8. I use smokeless tobacco. Please refrain from reminding me that it is bad
for me.
I know. And I won't be spitting all around you like a lawn sprinkler. 9. I am not the kind
of guy to ask you to pull my finger on a first date. 10. I have never been, nor ever been accused
of, being a stalker or a "creepy" guy.
11. I have no criminal history nor do I have any mental illness
history that required hospitalization. Now don't you feel better? Pussy cactus insertion Just
be real, ok? Be yourself.
There is no secret to me. Just tell me what you want and what you are hoping
for from me and I will do the same for you. Let your hair down and say what you mean. No BS. I spent
6 years in the navy and over 12 in the fire department.
You won't shock me. The one thing you should
know though is that I am not looking for a relationship at all. My last marriage took care of that.
A 15 year marriage to someone with borderline personality disorder will do that to you.
That and the
fact that I have my daughter and I focus on taking care of her.
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